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This has got to be the best picture I’ve ever seen!:)

This has got to be the best picture I’ve ever seen!:)

bettydays:

I have a story.

So my sister got run over by a car once. It was a pretty big deal. Well like a year later she got into a little fender bender and was really bent out of shape about it, so I went and got her a cake. 

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When I put in my order for the cake, the guy at the bakery asked, “Do you want it to say anything?”

And with a perfectly straight face, I said, “‘Sorry you got hit by a car again.’”

He narrowed his eyes a moment, then nodded and wrote it down, and took it to kitchen to get the writing done.

All the way from the back of the kitchen, I hear a woman shout, “‘Again’?!”

(Source: toocooltobehipster, via devintherealboy)

awwww-cute:

My neighbor’s puppy found a hole in the fence, so he popped by to say hello yesterday

awwww-cute:

My neighbor’s puppy found a hole in the fence, so he popped by to say hello yesterday

(via running-from-forever)

Ask me what I’m doing.

mesimpleasthat:

Sweeping up gunpowder in my room.

Go ahead ask me why there is gunpowder in my room.
Because my father thought it would be absolutely hilarious to throw firecrackers in my room at midnight since it’s my birthday today and was really proud of himself while I laid there terrified as they went off.

Great practical joke dad.

(via ugly-insideandout)

cliterallysame:

sydthe-sloth:

Fun Fact: If you take 2 ‘D’ batteries and attach alligator clips to them and a light bulb and then another alligator clip to the light bulb and your braces the bulb works

you know she dead

cliterallysame:

sydthe-sloth:

Fun Fact: If you take 2 ‘D’ batteries and attach alligator clips to them and a light bulb and then another alligator clip to the light bulb and your braces the bulb works

you know she dead

(Source: nickiminajvevo, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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(via wheresshadowfax)

0bstacles:

huffingtonpost:

THIS GENIUS MACHINE FEEDS STRAY DOGS IN EXCHANGE FOR RECYCLED BOTTLES

The Turkish company Pugedon has created a vending machine that’s dispensing help for both the environment and our furry friends.

Watch the machine in action here.

this makes me so happy

(via running-from-forever)

boara:

HE THOUGHT HIS LIL FRIEND GOT BAKED INTO A COOKIE I AM 100% DONE AWHH

(Source: swallowthesound, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

emmyblotnick:

Either this family has no idea how green screen souvenir photos work or they know EXACTLY how they work.

emmyblotnick:

Either this family has no idea how green screen souvenir photos work or they know EXACTLY how they work.

(via gloryofzillyhoo)

hellapugs:

when shots are fired but you have a good comeback

hellapugs:

when shots are fired but you have a good comeback

(via vigil4nte)